Stick Tripping

After having lived at 340 now for a couple of months I was introduced to the art of "Stick Tripping". Tee can explain it fully but I want to give my perspective of it. Living underneath Ted's bedroom I kept hearing an incessant "whack","whack", "whack" at various times.

I asked Ted what is that noise. He said,"I was stick tripping". In simplistic terms, Ted would take a stick or some other object and beat it into his palm. The whole time he would be fantasizing,usually about sports or music. He could conjure up an entire career as a player or coach in ANY sport with complete statistics.
He has been the Heavyweight boxing champ,coached Notre Dame or some other college,had an illustrious career in Street Hockey,usually as a Goalie,I believe, not to mention Hall of Fame type numbers for Baseball,Football and Basketball players.. Musically,I can never remember the last name but he was the lead singer for Theotis Christ and the Christians.

Unfortunately he could never "stick trip" about sexual fantasies. I can recall times when Ted would find a new stick or other object and gleefully exclaim,"This will be great for Stick Tripping". He no doubt wore a few out or they broke due to the excessive pounding. Callouses on his palms were the norm. There are times when I miss that methodical "whack,whack,whack".