The 3rd periodic 340 Club Reunion has been postponed indefinitely

Before there was an Animal House there was a 340 Club; before there was a Dean Wormer there was a Harold "the fuck" Martin; before there was John Blutarsky or a Daniel Simpson Day there was Tim Lutter, Sil Simpson, Dan Joyce, Tim Getzloff, Dick Lichty, Jim Shay, Phil Zangari, Chris Joyce, Dave Petkosh, Mitch Herr, Kenny Giltner, Dean Staherski, Randy Brown, John Emswiler, Sue Krimmell Emswiler and myself; before there were any Delta Tau Chi pledge pins, there were 340 Club cards; before Otis Day & the Knights, the 340 Jukebox; before there were Delta Brothers there were the usual gang of idiots that congregated at 328, 340 (twice) and 338 West King Street in Lancaster, Pennsylvania for a decade beginning in August 1974. This blog is dedicated to those idiots and those times. God bless Kenny, Mitch and Chris; may they rest in peace.

















virtual 340 Club members

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Poet Laureate's Last Will

As reported on this blog last night, Chris Joyce, 340 Club roommate, passed on over the weekend bringing a somber interpretation to this blog post that originally appeared two years ago and was written in 1977 when Chris inhabited the 2nd room back on the 2nd floor. Here it is as posted on May 21, 2008.


Its a better world with this legal document not implemented. Tonight's feature is not one of Chris' poems but rather his last will. From 33 years ago I present:

First Draft of My Last Will and Testament

1. All clothes to be sold at rummage, proceeds to Ted & Kookie 50-50
2. Quilt - Sue Dutt
3. Poems - Tee (The WEB - Timmy)
4. Radio - Bob Smallwood
5. Rug - Sil
6. Trash in Room - C.I.A.
7. All of my love through death - Bonnie Parker
8. Car - Thomas Thomas
9. Albums - to be held in rememberence of moratoriums
10.Books - Posterity
11.My Dead Body - after cremation - ashes to be spread over Mecca

In retrospect he left us memories far outstripping the objects in his list. Although I will be contacting his brother Dan for a few items to serve as a touchstone to keep his memory alive in my heart. I miss him.

Monday, May 24, 2010

Clacktu

Our roomie, 340 Club member, and my good friend Chris Joyce died over the weekend at his home in Manor House Apartments. Apparent heart attack. He was good friend, great roomie, fun loving guy, insightful beyond most person's recognition, troubled by demons even I did not understand.

Our last conversation was last Wednesday to discuss the primary election where Chris went out of his way, through less than perfect weather to vote for Joe Sestak (enthusiastically) and Jack Wagner (at my urging). He called and left a message very proud of his correctly predicting the Sestak win. He called again and we discussed the results.

We were going to go to a Barnstormers game in the near future and he was going to help me with my baseball exhibit at Clipper Stadium on August 28th. He will have a better vantage point for both of those events.

Chris was 57.

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