The 3rd periodic 340 Club Reunion has been postponed indefinitely

Before there was an Animal House there was a 340 Club; before there was a Dean Wormer there was a Harold "the fuck" Martin; before there was John Blutarsky or a Daniel Simpson Day there was Tim Lutter, Sil Simpson, Dan Joyce, Tim Getzloff, Dick Lichty, Jim Shay, Phil Zangari, Chris Joyce, Dave Petkosh, Mitch Herr, Kenny Giltner, Dean Staherski, Randy Brown, John Emswiler, Sue Krimmell Emswiler and myself; before there were any Delta Tau Chi pledge pins, there were 340 Club cards; before Otis Day & the Knights, the 340 Jukebox; before there were Delta Brothers there were the usual gang of idiots that congregated at 328, 340 (twice) and 338 West King Street in Lancaster, Pennsylvania for a decade beginning in August 1974. This blog is dedicated to those idiots and those times. God bless Kenny, Mitch and Chris; may they rest in peace.

















virtual 340 Club members

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

The List: 2nd Quarter, 1978 Update


Phil, perhaps more accurately me & Phil, kept dutiful track of my sexual conquests (the reader may feel free to substitute whatever euphemism with which they feel comfortable except “making love”) up to a some point in 1982. Here is my report, culled from that list, for the 2nd quarter 1978:

I met #37 at the Wonder Bar; we were an item for several years; she was a good quality woman. I met #38 at the Village and we did the nasty in her car on West King; hard to believe she had done time earlier in her life for 3rd degree homicide. I met #39 at Cassidy’s Tavern; her father was one of the regulars; saw her last year at a Barnstormers game. #40 was a 340 Club regular who must have gotten curious; perhaps I was too. Ditto for #41; although Phil sez I made her screw me in order for her to get a ride to see the Stones; I plead ignorant (which can be interpreted in several different ways). Year-To-Date 9; TOTAL 41 (a sad commentary is; while there might have been some lasting friendships among those 41 women; half were one night stands and only one could be remotely called “love”)

2 comments:

Phil said...

What methodology did I use to assign number ? They are not chronological.

Tee said...

I dunno ... you are certainly correct though ... I think it was just me and you bullshittin' ... one point, do not endeavor to correlate numbers on the list with the numbers I have now assigned ... the numbers I use are merely in place of a name and not keyed to this particular version of your list ... I will say that I was extrememly impressed with the acurracy - impeccable actually - of the list (from 1982)

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