The 3rd periodic 340 Club Reunion has been postponed indefinitely

Before there was an Animal House there was a 340 Club; before there was a Dean Wormer there was a Harold "the fuck" Martin; before there was John Blutarsky or a Daniel Simpson Day there was Tim Lutter, Sil Simpson, Dan Joyce, Tim Getzloff, Dick Lichty, Jim Shay, Phil Zangari, Chris Joyce, Dave Petkosh, Mitch Herr, Kenny Giltner, Dean Staherski, Randy Brown, John Emswiler, Sue Krimmell Emswiler and myself; before there were any Delta Tau Chi pledge pins, there were 340 Club cards; before Otis Day & the Knights, the 340 Jukebox; before there were Delta Brothers there were the usual gang of idiots that congregated at 328, 340 (twice) and 338 West King Street in Lancaster, Pennsylvania for a decade beginning in August 1974. This blog is dedicated to those idiots and those times. God bless Kenny, Mitch and Chris; may they rest in peace.

















virtual 340 Club members

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Eve of Destruction

The poundin' of the drums, the pride and disgrace,
You can bury your dead, but don't leave a trace,
Hate your next-door-neighbour, but don't forget to say grace,
And you tell me over and over and over and over again my friend,
you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction.
you don't believe we're on the eve of destruction.

Sil had always been there; his departure for “quieter pastures” was an unnoticed harbinger. May & June were great months, constant party; extreme zaniness; harmony amidst mayhem; responsibilities being met. As mentioned in earlier posts the pinnacle of the 340 Club I happened on June 17th when 4 of the five residents and a score of regular partiers descended on the Jersey Shore for a day of rock ‘n roll.

Reality began to sit in with the next day’s hangover. The 340 Club degenerated into a cesspool even by the low bar by which we measured ourselves. Rent became increasingly difficult to collect (that was my job). Sometimes, albeit rarely, tempers flared; which amazingly almost never happened at the Club. Glass shattering vibrations and, worse, structure breaking vibes began to work against the grain of the 340.

First, Kenny left … I think he left because he had to. My memory was he left to go on the road as a trucker; a career which helped get him away from some terrible temptations of food and get high. Kenny would spend the rest of his life veering between great weight extremes (maybe 325 to 175) with rare or little variance in sobriety. He was a good guy; perhaps not well served by me. I know he had friends who tried but Kenny internalized more than we knew. Definitely more than I knew. Kenny’s departure left us with four.

Next it was Mitch’s turn. His departure was another matter. He called me Crazee; I called Phil Crazy; and we both called Mitch Crazy. When one of us addressed the other it was difficult to follow the appellations. Mitch may or may not have been crazy but, like Kenny, he definitely was unbridled of life’s responsibilities and placed the next party or six pack well ahead of tomorrow’s breakfast, lunch or dinner. Although somehow he didn’t miss many of them either. Mitch is/was a great guy; the first you want to go grab a beer; cop some blow or even be intro’d to a hooker. He wouldn’t be the first you would seek if you needed to borrow a sawbuck or wanted someone to take the rent money to the man. Mitch left in mid-summer. Three.

The return of rationality came too late for me; I had already fallen in love with investment prospects of home ownership on the border of Lancaster’s ghetto, the so called Bloody Seventh. I purchased a small two bedroom, one and a half story home on Howard Avenue in Lancaster. I think it might have cost $8,500. In any case by Labor Day I was gone. This left City L and Phil to either recruit another roomie or look for greener pastures.

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