The 3rd periodic 340 Club Reunion has been postponed indefinitely

Before there was an Animal House there was a 340 Club; before there was a Dean Wormer there was a Harold "the fuck" Martin; before there was John Blutarsky or a Daniel Simpson Day there was Tim Lutter, Sil Simpson, Dan Joyce, Tim Getzloff, Dick Lichty, Jim Shay, Phil Zangari, Chris Joyce, Dave Petkosh, Mitch Herr, Kenny Giltner, Dean Staherski, Randy Brown, John Emswiler, Sue Krimmell Emswiler and myself; before there were any Delta Tau Chi pledge pins, there were 340 Club cards; before Otis Day & the Knights, the 340 Jukebox; before there were Delta Brothers there were the usual gang of idiots that congregated at 328, 340 (twice) and 338 West King Street in Lancaster, Pennsylvania for a decade beginning in August 1974. This blog is dedicated to those idiots and those times. God bless Kenny, Mitch and Chris; may they rest in peace.

















virtual 340 Club members

Thursday, February 14, 2008

The Burning Bed or Clactu's Encore

Somewhere, I believe in one of Clactu’s poems, I figured out that the Bonnie Parker Band was in town on July 7th, 1977 at the Village Night Club. It turns out that the 7th is Phil’s birthday and he would have been 28 that night. Undoubtedly it was celebrated there and, further, there likely was a 340 on the following two days – Friday the 8th and Saturday the 9th. Unfortunately, by this time of the summer, Clack had moved out – albeit temporarily in his mind -and was straining hard to retain some semblance of normalcy. One day, shortly after that, he visited the 340 Club to reinforce his claim on his room. On this particular visit he brought his brother Phil and another guest into the house and they went up to his old room and were “partying” (which is a euphemism of course for smoking non-tobacco products). Well it must have been a pretty good party because after they left Sil came out of his room smelling something burning. Looking into Clack’s room he noticed that the mattress was smoldering and he poured water on it. Subsequently, not wanting to flirt with any lingering burn he took the whole mattress out the front door and deposited it on the sidewalk. Needless to say the next time he saw Chris he would have a stern lecture for him. Sadly, the men in white with the butterfly nets found Chris first and he never again lived at the 340 Club.

 

2 comments:

Phil said...

I think Sil actually threw the mattress out of Clacktu's bedroom window. I remember it lying in the alleyway beside the Club.
One slight correction, on July 7th,1977, I turned 27 not 28 although some count the "gestation" period making me closer to 28 than 27 :)

Tee said...

I just remember you being an "old man"

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