From the Poet Laureate:

Last week's play was so bizzare that it affected the young playright Clacktu (Chris Joyce) ... and inspired him to pen this follow-uo:

(untitled) by Christopher Joyce

I may not know myself well
But as long as I am me,
I'll remember the play-filled night,
Spent with the Walrus, the Beast (Ms. A. Best) and Miss Tammy.

The beer and pot were both plentiful,
The Walrus saw to that,
And hopefully, even if with the Beast,
Miss Tammy will be coming back.

(She's the kind of girl)who tilts her head and looks depressed,
When other people cause duress,
Never angry; when she expresses thoughts uncensored,
the glimpse thats given makes Tee full,
Of a desire to love her on her back,
She does look quite beautiful