The 3rd periodic 340 Club Reunion has been postponed indefinitely

Before there was an Animal House there was a 340 Club; before there was a Dean Wormer there was a Harold "the fuck" Martin; before there was John Blutarsky or a Daniel Simpson Day there was Tim Lutter, Sil Simpson, Dan Joyce, Tim Getzloff, Dick Lichty, Jim Shay, Phil Zangari, Chris Joyce, Dave Petkosh, Mitch Herr, Kenny Giltner, Dean Staherski, Randy Brown, John Emswiler, Sue Krimmell Emswiler and myself; before there were any Delta Tau Chi pledge pins, there were 340 Club cards; before Otis Day & the Knights, the 340 Jukebox; before there were Delta Brothers there were the usual gang of idiots that congregated at 328, 340 (twice) and 338 West King Street in Lancaster, Pennsylvania for a decade beginning in August 1974. This blog is dedicated to those idiots and those times. God bless Kenny, Mitch and Chris; may they rest in peace.

















virtual 340 Club members

Wednesday, March 5, 2008

From the Poet Laureate

As a tribute to Kenny Giltner, the only departed resident/member of the 340 Club, this week in the Poet Laureate’s corner we feature some of Kenny’s writings. If I was a shrink perhaps I could analyze them for a deeper meaning. Alas, they must speak for themselves. Here they are (three last week; three last week) –

4) Super Jock

Threw a game, shooting a referee, graduating with a Doctors degree as a running back, talk about your record ... well you make me sick to my guts hit the

5) Edgar Black Head - Super Brain

Charge: Refusing to leave the library, charged with tresspassing for refusing to leave the public library for 3 consecutive days

6) untitled

Paul decided to end his education a little earlier than the others in his class, being more intelligent & up to date with current events. Paul received his final diploma in 8th grade.

Some people believe Paul had made a good decision, and is leading a sucessful and supposedly fulfilling life in his $100,000 home, not to mention te two Corvettes he has and the airplane he uses to make his daily flights to Jamaica, Mexico and Columbia.

Paul's credentials include: 2 counts of marijuana + 1 count of amphetimine with intent to sell. He will be going to prison in a few month's but he says he don't care, I got the dough!

Also it is important to note that Paul's community activities are:

(1) President of the United "Party" Club
(2) Active participant of the Moose Club.

Paul is cool, and very wealthy, he lives for the dollar, however PAUL POTHEAD is very, very unhappy > WHY?

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