The 3rd periodic 340 Club Reunion has been postponed indefinitely

Before there was an Animal House there was a 340 Club; before there was a Dean Wormer there was a Harold "the fuck" Martin; before there was John Blutarsky or a Daniel Simpson Day there was Tim Lutter, Sil Simpson, Dan Joyce, Tim Getzloff, Dick Lichty, Jim Shay, Phil Zangari, Chris Joyce, Dave Petkosh, Mitch Herr, Kenny Giltner, Dean Staherski, Randy Brown, John Emswiler, Sue Krimmell Emswiler and myself; before there were any Delta Tau Chi pledge pins, there were 340 Club cards; before Otis Day & the Knights, the 340 Jukebox; before there were Delta Brothers there were the usual gang of idiots that congregated at 328, 340 (twice) and 338 West King Street in Lancaster, Pennsylvania for a decade beginning in August 1974. This blog is dedicated to those idiots and those times. God bless Kenny, Mitch and Chris; may they rest in peace.

















virtual 340 Club members

Saturday, January 12, 2008

A Trivia Question

Q. When Tee ordered up "the usual" for breakfast, what was he having?


A. 2 cans of Coke from the laundromat down at the corner, and some cold Rendezvous pizza with which he had shared his piece of floor during the night. 


2 comments:

Tee said...

Q. When Sil ordered up "the Unusual" for breakfast, lunch or dinner what was he having?

A. No normal human could possibly identify ... it was a bowl full of stuff that he'd carry around usually from kitchen to living room. It didn't appear to include any of the US Ag Dept recommended food groups - it wasn't beer, it wasn't potato chips and it certainly included no beef. I dunno what it was but he'd scoop it into his hole all day long. He was always eating.

Phil said...

No trivia here but I remember Sil's All-Natural Peanut Butter which had the same consistency one could see in the 340 commode after a night of Schmidt's beer.

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